Ich bin ein NERD

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I'm getting too old for this shit.

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Jan 16 2019 / 17 notes
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

doggosource:

pupper meets ice

This has the same energy of that video of Chris Hemsworth taking sips of soup and between sips going, “It’s hot”, “It’s still hot”

Jan 16 2019 / 88,597 notes
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Jan 16 2019 / 32 notes
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hustlerose:

catsofinstagram:

From @sphynxnille: “Sunday again ❤” #catsofinstagram [source: http://bit.ly/2FzX2Pp ]

1-800-ARE-U-SLAPPIN

Jan 15 2019 / 50,019 notes
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Jan 13 2019 / 25 notes
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this–too–shall–pass:

nocakeno:

kahtiihma:

crimson-falling:

4chansey:

literally taking a bath in glitter rn

Let me tell you a little something about Star Light Star Bright.
If you even pick up this little fucker, you will have glitter on you, on your things and all around you for two weeks. Yes, from your maybe two fingertips that you used to give it a smell - it has left it’s mark.

Now if you BATHE with this thing
you will become a fairy.

You will also have glitter in your hair for all eternity whether you get it wet or not.

If you like glitter, this is the bath melt for you. There is no escape once you bathe.
Happy holidays, from us at Lush.

Since this product is a melt it is literally just cocoa butter and glitter and some other fun things so the oil WITH THE GLITTER will bond to everything it touches. You, the tub, everything. But since our glitter is made from seaweed and sugar it’s soft and biodegradable! I was coated in this glitter for two days and I was not itchy or scratchy, not once!

However, this melt was banned from my household due to the intensity of the glitter.

biodegradable glitter. there is at least one fucking god

This is easily one of my favorite lush products. But this post is 100% true.

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haruicchi:

» [ACE & ZORO]
» For @kawaiinohime!
Jan 12 2019 / 35 notes
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Jan 12 2019 / 42 notes
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Jan 12 2019 / 838 notes
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thequantumqueer:

tilthat:

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

via reddit.com

a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.

Jan 12 2019 / 55,191 notes
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bilt2tumble:

saturnineaqua:

paninimami:

svckmyblog:

bando–grand-scamyon:

reverseracism:

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He’s shaking the table and I’m asking the lord to protect him.

goals

No really protect him

Srsly because ppl like him have been turning up dead.

^^^ In Ferguson? They sure have. Y’all need to put yo heads on swivel & keep eyes on this man’s 6 O’clock, out thata’way. Don’t just pray for his safety, Insure it.

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kelssiel:

silver-tongues-blog:

reyohnaka:

infinity war rewrite. opening scene. instead of monologuing about nonsense for five minutes (boring) and killing heimdall (unnecessary) thanos just grabs loki by the ankles and shakes him upside down until the tesseract falls out his pocket, but then thanos keeps shaking him and more and more entirely identical tesseracts just keep falling out of loki’s pockets and making a pile on the ground and this goes on until the point where it becomes comical

Loki survives by being disguised as one of the tesseract and Thanos has just been shaking his duplicate

Later after Thanos has put the space stone in the infinity gauntlet when he tries to snap it turns into Loki and he’s like “Blargh,” and stabs him

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